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Bad Fan Fiction is a collection of original fan fiction stories with ridiculous premises, amateurish prose, and needlessly specific references to minuscule aspects of the IP off which they're based. We’ve written every story to make you laugh, shake your head, and whisper "my god" in earnest. There are also pictures, because you're never too old for pictures. This is the perfect book to throw on your coffee table for guests, slip in the bathroom for when your phone’s charging, or read aloud for your friends to laugh and jeer at. Truly a book for all seasons. The Second Edition includes a new foreword by Tess Dugan, 70% fewer typos, and the same Smut-Free Guarantee from the first ed ...

Cold was born in the ghetto streets of Trenton, New Jersey. Raised around the Donnelly Holmes Project at a young age she would be introduced to the fast life early. After being beaten, tortured, and raped she finds herself looking for love, affection, and attention in all the wrong places. Sexually molested at the sweet tender age of 11 by her auntie husband, Cold is torn between understanding life and love. Welcome to a young lady's cold hearted world where pain and power becomes the root to all survival. To understand how cold-hearted life was you must 1st understand the story.

My book is about my alter ego and several different types of alter eagles it's a helpful guide that will give you insight on helping you work with your inner self.

“I felt a few slight taps at the tip of my rod.” “…grabbed my meat and slammed it on the counter…” “I could feel his organs shuffle inside of him…” Does any of that sound like a line from an erotic story? Well, it wasn’t supposed to be that way! Have you ever told a story to someone, and they added a seductive connotation to it? Anything can put someone’s mind “in the gutter.” This book is filled up with stories that sound downright raunchy, but they really are vanilla and clean. “A saint that sounds like a sinner.” Every story has its own picture to play dirty with also, so if the stories don’t shock your system, the picture will definitely do it. One way or another, y ...

Enclosed you'll see some of my favorite photographs of my Himalayan and Persian feline family. Whether you’re a child, an adult, or senior citizen and an animal lover like me, you’re sure to enjoy the creative narration as my eight feline babies convey to you their personalized stories. I have diligently complied various information of all eight, so you may gain some insight and feel for each one. You’ll read their amusing little stories expressed in a creative process that will bring out each of their personalities and family traits. As for me the unconditional love and devotion I receive not just by one, but all eight of my darling affectionate felines are unparalleled t ...

The goal of Get Into Action: 8 Simple Steps to Overcome Procrastination is to demonstrate how you can overcome procrastination to get what you want. Frank Coppola offers a different perspective on procrastination, one that empowers you to go beyond tips and techniques. A practical and inspiring book that demonstrates how we all are extraordinarily capable of accomplishing whatever we desire and with time and practice you can work through any challenge to go beyond where you may have been stuck in the past.

Crazy sh*t happens every day, and people can be pretty wacky. "JUST NOW: You Can't Make This Sh*t Up" was born from the author's social media posts detailing some of the crazy, stupid, annoying, and often hilarious situations he has found himself in. Highlights include: * Bob: I can also offer you the value pack, where we include two free death certificates. * Guy on plane: Take it easy; how would I know your bag has things in it? * Prostitute: In my line of work, I really need to be enthusiastic and to give good customer service. * Flip's little boy: Dad, your armpit smells like a dog farted.